Technology for Country Folk
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot |
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LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire |
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MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood
stove |
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DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the
truck |
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MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten
the farwood |
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FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to
tote too much farwood |
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RAM: That thar thang what splits
the farwood |
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HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter
time |
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WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold
outside |
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SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black
fly season |
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BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do |
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CHIP: Munchies fer the TV |
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MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the
munchie bag |
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MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields |
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DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife |
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LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps |
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KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck
keys |
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SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and
knifes |
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MOUSE: What eats the grain in the
barn |
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MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer where
the mouse lives |
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MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof |
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PORT: Fancy flatlander wine |
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ENTER: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon
in y'all" |
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CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock
yer gun |
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DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double
barrel |
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REBOOT: Whut you have to do right
before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse |
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